Friday, March 10, 2006

To the friends of the lady who sat next to me at Chili's yesterday

I have found the perfect shower gift for the yammering bride -- who said, and I quote, "So she only gave me one place setting, and I was, like, what am I going to do with, like, one place setting? I was like, take it back and buy me a damn vacuum cleaner!") at your table:



from the "Shut Up Bridezilla" shoppe.

9 comments:

Michelene said...

I think she's going to need the single place setting, because she will be dining alone in the not-to-distant future.

Norah said...

I agree with Michelene! What an ungrateful bitch!

Anita said...

I'm planning a wedding and this kind of talk makes me INSANE! There are some selfish, inconsiderate people in the world, and unfortunately, they find idiots willing to marry them. Sigh.

Thanks for the laugh!

Mindy said...

Wonder just how freakin expensive that one place setting was?

jillian said...

That button is too funny! What a shallow and ingrateful biatch. Hopefully that sender has packed up her friendship!

Ann said...

The button is simply priceless and had me laughing at my computer. I bet there is quite a market for those buttons...

Ann

Franklin said...

I need to order a supply of these and just keep them in my bag to hand out to deserving recipients. Of which there are so many in my neighborhood these days - gay bars are now the "hot" place for bachelorette parties. We didn't ask for it, but we don't seem to be able to stop it.

Holly @Home said...

Mum says how she could have done with these in her youth ...in fact in rolls like duct-tape to really shut them up ..disgusting custom here of "wedding lists" left at stores telling pretty much what to buy ..yuck! She has already begged me never to want a wedding in which she has to wear a hat or anthing more than her usual comfies with bits of yarn hanging off.

Kathy Merrick said...

Holly, I love the idea of wedding guests wearing comfies with bits of yarn dangling off.