Okay, these were the seven that I thought of, but you guys came up with several more that are just as good (or evil, depending on your perspective):
1. Adding [still more] cash to the coffers of the Disney juggernaut.
2. Fun fur trim.
3. Princessy, thereby encouraging further propagation of troublesome female stereotypes.
4. Overuse of Pepto-bismol pink.
5. Duplicate stitch. In embroidery floss, no less.
6. All that intarsia.
7. Knitted skirt = butt sag.
P.S. Happy birthday, Dr. J.!